Let the randomness ensue.

Ask me anything   Merp.   My kandi   

The name is Amanda. 19. Houston. Laughter. Fitness. HIMYM. Jason Segel. Leo. Being inappropriate at the wrong times. Music. Amusement parks. Calvin and Hobbes. Beaches. Nature. Travel. Wanderlust.

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

(via singthesongofsirens)

— 1 day ago with 139109 notes

ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

(Source: deadybearspicnic, via shreddedgoals)

— 2 days ago with 121657 notes
Forgot how intense yoga could be haha I am so glad I am starting it up again :):)

Forgot how intense yoga could be haha I am so glad I am starting it up again :):)

— 2 days ago
#Yoga  #Me  #You prob can't tell but I was sweaty lol  #Glad I am starting healthy habits again  #Merp 

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

(via awesomephilia)

— 2 days ago with 94504 notes

stupidfuckingquestions:

Farewell Bill Hader - Thank you for eight seasons of homoeroticism, spot-on impressions, unique characters, dirty dancing, and hilarious breaking. 

(via call-me-bilbo-swaggins)

— 3 days ago with 5040 notes

thats-slightly-raven:

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.

(via anathemermaid)

— 3 days ago with 137537 notes
Parents:Don't forget to make us proud
Friends:Don't forget to socialize
Teachers:Don't forget to get A's
Strangers:Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex:Don't forget to look good
Society:Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr:Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr:But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
— 3 days ago with 213665 notes