ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
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How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
(Source: deadybearspicnic, via shreddedgoals)
Forgot how intense yoga could be haha I am so glad I am starting it up again :):)
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
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Farewell Bill Hader - Thank you for eight seasons of homoeroticism, spot-on impressions, unique characters, dirty dancing, and hilarious breaking.
(via call-me-bilbo-swaggins)
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.
(via anathemermaid)
| Parents: | Don't forget to make us proud |
| Friends: | Don't forget to socialize |
| Teachers: | Don't forget to get A's |
| Strangers: | Don't forget to blend in |
| Opposite sex: | Don't forget to look good |
| Society: | Don't forget to be perfect |
| Tumblr: | Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today |
| Tumblr: | But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips. |